ACME — Chapter One (REDACTED)

An Introduction (welcome to the wonderful world of entertainment)

Petey stood perspiring, rubbing his porky and ill-defined pinkies together in angst, fearful but energised. Let’s proceed to paint this picture with all the full wonder and respect it commands, for the room in which Petey shook — not entirely out of disturbance, but more anticipation — was so unlike any…